Spinneyisms

"What if Gabrielle started stealing Christina's clothes? And her shoes? Pretty soon, when Christina can't find her keys....GABRIELLE TOOK THEM!"


"Was there a question in there?"


"For the sake of good mental hygiene..."


"In the heat of the Cold War..."


"I think it goes here..*bzzt* and I die."

"It's deserving of college credit...barely."

"I'm getting soft in my old age."

*Speechless Spinney*

"Spinney! Stop it!"

"Enlightenment peepers."

"Even a blind pig will find an acorn some of the time."

"Cahlahnuh."

"I supersize my people."