Christina: I boil puppies...
Gabby: What would happen if one of us got sick and we couldn't share food?
Christina: We'd die....or get fat.
Gabby: She just...decided to talk.
Gabby: She just...decided to talk.
Christina: Why are you on eHarmony?
Gabby: Wow...way to kill poor starving children in Africa!
Christina: *burp*
Mock Trial Attorney: And at this time was the road raining?
Gabby: No...the sky was raining.