Chrabby-isms

Gabby: Don't laugh! Dead puppies, dead puppies!
Christina: I boil puppies...

Gabby: What would happen if one of us got sick and we couldn't share food?
Christina: We'd die....or get fat.

Gabby: She just...decided to talk.

Christina: Why are you on eHarmony?

Gabby: Wow...way to kill poor starving children in Africa!
Christina: *burp*

Mock Trial Attorney: And at this time was the road raining?
Gabby: No...the sky was raining.